Sippin on a goblet, and puffin on a spliff.

It’s all som amazingly simple when your mind is set free by molecular structures tht control the world and make you question reality and replace it with your heads leftovers from the last big family gathering when you and all your cousins were there and you felt like you were nowehre else for an eternity while you try to wait for the restroom because you want your turn more quicklyre but there is nothing the gingerbread house cant do thatr you can do man, trustme this is the way the woprld works. and when itsx all crysta;l in the coild while your moms fridnes question your life and faith in the ant pile’s integrity while you try not to litter because you will end up living ina small shack that goes nowehre fast next to the sandiwhc shop while ineed to stop doing this I know that i like it but i cant do it so i will do it more and more snd morew and more til i need a face transplant for the better good of the world and all its little friends on the ship of life thet we call whatever the fuck ever we want to call it, man, for real.

thjis is not a dream take it for what it is and enjoy the lasting effects and thank me for the wonderful smell later, you are too busy with sponge shopping for your little consumer sopnges that you call kids. enought ads with little kids playing with these shiutty toys that nobody would ever buy because they are nmpot consumer whoires and they dont need to have their face removed because everyone lovex their magnifecent fdace.

now I will leave tou with the word pie. if you dont like and and/or you like cake better, you should not be allowd to eat food ever again as long as you are a living organsim upon this planey we call earth.

drugxz r bad kidxs.

- P┴ul

Resident Evil 5 is NOT racist!

I don’t understand how the mind of a savagely ignorant person works. But I have a better idea now that I have read many newly published articles about how Capcom’s up coming game “Resident Evil 5″ is racist. It literally makes me sick to read these articles, the level of ignorance and stupidity is so high it frightens me. It frightens me that people like this are actually allowed to voice their opinions, and the sad thing is most of the mainstream media outlets are looking for a juicy story and bite into the **** sandwich offered up. The spreading of misinformation such as this needs to stop, or the lie will become the truth (like Mike once said).

Lets take a look at all the previous Resident Evil games. All of the Resident Evil games are extremely violent, and obviously should not be played by children, I think that much is obvious. And yet these “crusader against racism” continue to point out the “fact” that the Resident Evil games are being marketed to children, but that is a different argument for a different time. In the first Resident Evil game, you played as a police officer trapped in a mansion/laboratory infested with the former inhabitants who have turned into zombies. All the zombies in this game were white skinned, due to the fact that their zombification. But in the later Resident Evil games, the zombies’ skin tone started to change to a more human like tone. They looked like your average white person, but they were zombies so you had to kill them you they would kill you.

Then Resident Evil 4 came along, this game introduced a new type of enemy. They were still humanoid, but not zombies. They were normal humans infected with a mind altering parasite that drove them to kill. This game took place in rural Spain, therefor all of the enemies attacking you were Spaniards. Why didn’t I see articles protesting against Resident Evil 4′s racism? Strange isn’t it? But the fact of the matter is, Resident Evil 4 was not racist, they set the game in Spain for the sake of the ongoing story.

“The new Resident Evil video game depicts a white man in what appears to be Africa killing Black people. The Black people are supposed to be zombies and the white man’s job is to destroy them and save humanity. “I have a job to do and I’m gonna see it through.”

This is problematic on so many levels, including the depiction of Black people as inhuman savages, the killing of Black people by a white man in military clothing, and the fact that this video game is marketed to children and young adults. Start them young… fearing, hating, and destroying Black people.”

That quote was taken from this article
It is this kind of ignorance that scares me. People actually believe stupidity like this.

Why didn’t people complain about the Spanish zombies? or the White zombies?

This kind of ignorance needs to end, people need to research their facts before they spout out this sort of stupidity.

- Paul

Alright Bitches Listen Up

That’s right, we’re taking over. From Djibouti, Afghanistan, Latvia, or you fucks in Rhode Island (thought I’d forget about you didn’t you!?) we’re invading your homes, having our way with your women and drinking your beer.

The simple fact of the matter is that 98% of the American population is sorely misinformed by these media outlets such as the evening news and celebrity magazines. Luckily that’s where myself and Paul step in, see two badasses such as ourselves feel the need to give back to the community that we are so superior to out of pity. What does this result in you may be asking yourself? Well random blog subscriber (or reader, but why the fuck haven’t you subscribed yet?) I’m glad you’ve asked; you see we’re here to put our thoughts into text for those of you Americans fortunate enough to have been taught how to read before reaching the 11th grade, which is a rarity these days, to enjoy wholeheartedly.

We’re here to discuss the hard hitting issues, such as why drinking 2% milk makes you a terrorist, and why to not give a wombat coca-cola. You see we here at “Paul and Mitch Know More Than You” know that we know more than you, and plan to let you in on this fact as much as possible. You should feel honored that we have decided to grace you with just a fraction of our knowledge.

So sit back, relax, put your penis back in your pants, this is not one of those types of blogs…. unless that will help us get more readers, in which case we’ll talk; and enjoy our manuscripts from here until we exhale our final witty breath.

- Mitch West

Think back to the last time you felt content with anything in your life… Go ahead, think it up. Thats what I thought, your life is most likely an empty dark pit. You most likely spend most of your time wallowing in a pool of self pity, until today. Anything you have ever wondered about in the world ever, you can find a definite answer here. We will take what you know, smother it in hot sauce, eat it, and shit it out. You will take that shit and replace your brain with it, that is how worthless your brain is, and how amazingly valuable our shit is. Take it for what its worth.

We will blow your mind, then reassemble it, and then proceed to blow it again. Your mind will be so numb to blowing’s, that we will discover a new level of mind blowing. Never a dull moment when you are with Paul and Mitch.

Now, being as lazy as I am I am going to stop writing because I don’t know what else to write, so fuck you and good night.

- Paul